Steps

Questions

1. You are teleworking, you are more like:
2. A: Comfort (pajamas, pleads on the legs, house t-shirt known only to very close friends)
3. B: Conventional and Pro (I wash, I dress and I put myself at my desk as before the virus)
4. C: Grimy (TV what, what good is it to dress and wash since I am not going out, I have the same tshirt for a week and I have unlimited panties)
5. You have the choice between several activities to entertain you during confinement, which would you choose?
6. A: Do a cultural activity (book, watercolor, modeling clay, puzzles, online museum visit)
7. B: Total screen (playstation, computer, film, pack of popcorn, telephone, Netflix, etc.)
8. C: In search of the slightest contact (video call, WhatsApp aperitif, sending to everyone of all the MEMES possible and imaginable)
9. If you had a goal during containment, which one would it be?
10. A: Take the opportunity to do sports (to lose your little cuffs, redevelopment of the apartment and sort, "Mens sana in corpore sano")
11. B: Become a TikTok start (take advantage of the situation to finally launch my artistic career)
12. C: Finish Netflix (movies, series, documentaries until your eyes are red and the CEO calls you to hear from you)
13. > "Mens sana in corpore sano" means "A healthy mind in a healthy body"
14. With your friends, you meet online, what do you do?
15. A: Small bac and trivial pursuit (you make your brain work, awesome this scrable online)
16. B: Complete silence (it becomes annoying, after two weeks, we have nothing more to say to each other)
17. C: And glou et glou et glou (Review of all Bigard's jokes and memories of memorable evenings)
18. During confinement, what is your state of mind?
19. A: Anxious (after washing my laundry with alcohol at 90 ° daily, I will scour the floor with a toothbrush and alcohol at 90 °, then recover the races that I had left on the landing since 4 days for the deconfinement of the races)
20. B: Desperate (it's screwed up, there will never be after confinement, we're going to go away like this forever, anyway I never liked people too much)
21. C: Calm (everything will be fine, I have enough reserve until June, I eat only pasta, life is good without waking up)
22. What would you do after confinement?
23. A: Quiet, home (I'm going to be quiet at home, I'm tired of all this)
24. B: Quickly resume work (I have € 2.47 left in my account)
25. C: Bar (I'm going to spend my week at the bar, a historic record of touring with friends, I'm going to buy a bar)
26. How would you define the agreement with your neighbors?
27. A: Courtesy (everyone at home, I can't even hear them)
28. B: War (the next door neighbor competes to let go of the pan, the grandmother of the third puts the fires of love in volume +45, anyway I never could have smelled this Victor Newman and I found out that my left neighbor and home techno DJ)
29. C: In hermit mode (I have no neighbors and that's fine)
30. Your menu for the week
31. A: Cooking, my best friend (5 * dish, palace dessert, Cyril Lignac now looks down when he meets me)
32. B: Only frozen palts (I can't cook)
33. C: Pasta (Pasta Monday, Pasta Tuesday, Pasta Wednesday, I'm a pasta)
34. What is our rhythm of life?
35. A: The pace of work (I wake up early, go to bed late, equal containment in my projects)
36. B: Like vampies (I sleep during the day, I live at night)
37. C: The equation is simple (series, eat, sleep, series, eat, sleep)
38. The containment was announced by the president, what was your first reflex?
39. A: Devalue the supermarkets (you have PQ heritage until your grandchildren)
40. B: Take refuge at home (let go of everything you were doing to run to take refuge at home, pushing everyone into the street, the old woman ate a brush)
41. C: Have a drink with friends (I'm not going to change my Monday evening)
42. You have the right to one call per month, who do you decide to call?
43. A: My psychologist (because loneliness revived the imaginary character of my childhood, Jimmy the learned monkey, who is currently in my living room criticizing me)
44. B: My favorite restaurant (to tell them how much I will miss them during this confinement and that we will see each other very quickly, it's just a difficult period to pass)
45. C: My grandmother (to make sure I stay her favorite, and I keep the lead on her legacy anyway)
46. It's 8pm sharp, what are you doing?
47. A: Jogging certificate (certificate completed, need for exercises, daily small jogging to evacuate and clear your mind)
48. B: I applaud (I remove the bandages from my hands and I applaud for the thirtieth time this month, the hospital staff are really Avengers)
49. C: Is it 8pm already ?! (you come out of a nap of the future with displaced eyeballs and no notions of space time)

Result (majority of response)

1. A: You are the perfect prototype for confinement (maniac, orderly, in total agreement with yourself, you never had too much fun outside either, so it does not change you either, you will come out of it growing up and cultivated. You might also take advantage of your holidays for the start of the school year)
2. B: You make do with it (it's not easy, but you fight the confinement well, you manage loneliness as best you can, and you bones between days of anaesthetized groundhog and dynamic series that put you back on the water. Continue in this sense and tries a book or two, it stings at first but it doesn't hurt)
3. C: You have become an animal (you are impatiently waiting for the end of hibernation to be able to see your pack again. Even if you were ready for another year, because this confinemeent asked you about three minutes of energy expended cumulatively. You have lost all social code, do not let go of the little daily hygiene rule and try vegetables, your vital prognosis is engaged)